18•single•procaffienator•Vegan trash•Scorpio•
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you
??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–
w h a t
OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN
THERE ARE MORE
W H Y A R E T H E R E M O R E
Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?
GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS
reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot
I know all men aren’t wretched human beings. I know this. But a large majority of y'all have descended directly from hell.
Who else thinks love is overrated until your head hits that mf pillow at night and you realize youre all alone and want to bond with someones heart
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
verychillbrah
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
