18•single•procaffienator•Vegan trash•Scorpio•
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
I know all men aren’t wretched human beings. I know this. But a large majority of y'all have descended directly from hell.
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
verychillbrah
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
